ARGH! The internet is broken! (paces up and down)
I know! I haven’t played Solitaire for a while! (fires up solitaire)
Bah. This is crap. (taps fingers on the desk) What to do? I know!
(tidies up desktop, deletes a few shortcuts) Ooh! I didn’t know I had that!
I wonder if it’s on again yet? (checks) Nope.. Crap. Maybe I should get dressed or something. (goes to get dressed)
Working yet? GOD what’s the matter with it??? This is ridiculous. Some of us have lives!
thank fuck for that!